I can tell how busy I am by how full my DVR is. I like to keep things in balance, but have a hard time turning down a good time.

Which is kind of how I got here.

In 2013, one of my good friends called me saying she wanted me to marry her and her man… in 11 days.

A surprise backyard wedding dressed up as a housewarming party. Could I do it?

This may seem like an strange request, but if you know me, it’s not that strange.

A little about my style.

Need an ugly sweater party to go to over the holidays? Bring your ugly sweater and be prepared to take a picture in front of a cheesy fireplace picture at my annual bash. I have a gift under the tree waiting for you.

No place to go on Thanksgiving? Wear your maxi dress and pull up a chair at the feast I whip up in my kitchen every year for my 10 closest friends.

Having a birthday party that’s not on the day of your birth? Let me host a taco bar complete with Mexican veggies, queso fundido and Palomas in your honor on the day of your birth.

One of the gift ideas I’m most proud of was just delivered last month: a personalized erotic novel. Personalized. Thank you, Groupon.

I’ll try just about anything and have no problem risking looking like a schmuck.

While English is the only language I speak, I’m able to speak with any accent eloquently.

Yes, my glasses are real. And, no, I don’t want Lasik.

Back to the wedding-in-11-days story…

With the help of Google and a smooth bottle of wine, I did the research, completed the forms, and a few days later it became official – I’m ordained to marry couples anywhere in the U.S. I mapped out the ceremony and before I knew it, I had my first wedding behind me.

Since then, the word got out and I’ve had the honor of officiating more and more – from traditional weddings to intimate weddings to weddings that were a complete surprise.

Meeting new people and planning special events for my friends have always been ways I’ve enjoyed myself.

Officiating weddings blends the two better than the expensive blender that infomercial talked me into last year.